Friday, November 14, 2008

ज़ोर का झटका धीरे से लगे




Women work all the time .

Men put up signs whenever they work !

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what do men and women have in common ?

they both distrust men !

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scientists have just discovered something that can do the work of five men ...
....a woman !!
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whats a mans idea of helping with the house work ?
-lifting his legs so you can clean the floor !
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how many men does it take to change a toilet paper roll ?
Nobody knows ,it has never happened !
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How many men does it take to dirty up 12 pots while cooking a meal?

one .
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Few women admit their age
Few men act theirs !!
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What would get your man to puT down the toilet seat ?

A sex change operation !!
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A woman without a man ......


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is like a fish without a bicycle.
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If a woman can cook ,
so can a man ,
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Because a woman doesnt cook with her womb !!
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सन्दर्भ :
laughing matters
Kamla Bhasin and Bindiya Thapar
published by :
JAGORI
jagori@jagori.org

8 comments:

आर. अनुराधा said...

"A woman without a man ......


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is like a fish without a bicycle."

Thats fantastic, hilarious and of course true a hundred per cent!!!.

दिनेशराय द्विवेदी said...

यह मजाक नहीं बहुत कुछ सच है।

iqbal abhimanyu said...

After coming across scores of anti women/wife comments this is really refreshing/hilarious. The post provokes us to think about the man-woman equation in our so called modren progressive society.
Iqbal Abhimanyu (not a blogger yet but an avid reader)

Udan Tashtari said...

:)

Jimmy said...

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Anonymous said...

:) शानदार!

Unknown said...

भई वाह, बहुत सुंदर. एक नए तरीके से यथार्थ का चित्रण.

Ashok Kumar pandey said...

bravo! ye hai asli baat jise chipane ke liye mard bibiyon se peedit hone ke dikhave karte rahte hain
badhai!!! great!!!

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